called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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