There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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