I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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