i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
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