I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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