The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
You may now shotgun with the bride
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
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