We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
how does that bad decision feel?
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