why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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