"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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