He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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