hell yes lets make some ravioli
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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