i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
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