I think I just saw someone hide a body.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
my sisters under your porch take her home
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
Randomize
