i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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