My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
You passed out across the stairs with your feet and arms through the railings so you "wouldn't fall down when you blacked out and no one could get the pizza past you without waking you up". \n\nYou're the smartest drunk I know.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
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