Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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