So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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