fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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