Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
Randomize
