you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
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