did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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