break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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