windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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