she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
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