look no pants
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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