it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
This is classic penis vs brain.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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