so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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