People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
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