I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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