literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
So gin and wine won't be happening again
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
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