everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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