We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
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