I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
She tied me up with her honor cords...
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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