Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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