i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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