just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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