There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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