Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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