Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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