return my video game
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
Shame is for Republicans.
Randomize