I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
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