HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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