i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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