we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I want to fling myself into the sun
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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