ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I have fence marks all over my body
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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