This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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