somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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