would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Your cock deserves a montage
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
