Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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