Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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