Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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