You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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