Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Dear god my vagina.
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